hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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