If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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