god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I need a beard to bite.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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