...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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