Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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