my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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