he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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