Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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