yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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