I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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