He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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