I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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