If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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