I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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