Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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