In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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