i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Two words: blizzard sex
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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