We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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