Do you still have your period?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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