what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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