What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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