real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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