i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Welp...herpes.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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