So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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