Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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