we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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