I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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