How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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