Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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