OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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