help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Randomize
