So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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