i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
