I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize