Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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