She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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