I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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