How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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