I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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