Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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