Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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