I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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