Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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