very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
you never un-have a 4some
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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