I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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