We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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