He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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