When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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