If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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