so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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