I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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