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love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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