Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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