I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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