I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
