I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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